Made in Denmark
Made in Denmark – proudly crafted with heritage and honesty, rooted in Nordic tradition and built with uncompromising quality you can feel in every bar.
Straight from the woods
Crafted from the raw power of the North – pure oils, herbs, and minerals that bring nature straight to your skin.
Small family business
built on passion in the small town of Virum, where every product carries our pride and purpose.
Let customers speak for us
The body oil that lives up to its promise. It deeply nourishes the skin, tackles dryness, and restores natural suppleness. The scent is fantastic a subtle, refreshing essence of pine forest that feels clean. The oil absorbs easily on damp skin. An effective and clean choice. Highly recommended.
Malthes
BODY OIL - EVERPINE
Argan Beard Oil is a genuine transformation! Say goodbye to dry and frizzy beards. The formula, rich in Omega Fatty Acids and Vitamin E, provides instant nourishment and protects against environmental stressors. My beard feels deeply nourished and rebuilt. No perfume, just a clean, natural scent. It absorbs quickly without being greasy. Essential daily care. Highly recommended!
Malthes
LUMBER OIL - ARGAN
A nice shampoo bar, gentle on the scalp and leaves my hair feeling fresh.
Belle
SHAMPOO BAR - SUNBURST
The sand in it works really well on the skin and it smells pretty good.
Belle
BODY BAR - SANDTRAIL SCRUB
Gave this lemon ridge bundle to my son in present and he absolutely love it! The nature scent of lemon is just spot on. It it is a truly high value product! We recommend this product and the shipping was fast.
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LEMON RIDGE Bundle
Lemon Ridge
You are not sexy. You are an ignorant mortal. Lame. Until now.
Step into the shower and watch yourself transform into the herb-powered, citrus-scented Adonis who makes strangers ask for life advice. This bar doesn't just clean—it's judging you. That leftover pizza from last night? It knows. That Tinder date you ghosted? Already on the soap radar.
This slippery hero is your new life coach, therapist, and hype man, rolled into one. Pro tip: don't be shocked if your cat starts bowing to you. Your body deserves this life upgrade. Buy it, or continue living like a sad, slightly fragrant mortal.
Customer care
We're always on your side: keeping our loyal customers happy is our top priority and number one goal.
Intentional design
We create with intention. Our products solve real problems with clean design and honest materials.
Quality first
We obsess over the details and strive to deliver the best products at the best prices, every time.
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