LUMBERJACK HATES LIES! You think "Dermatologically Tested" on a label is some kind of magic powder? Forget it! This industry is full of WEAKLINGS who abuse that word! For us, it’s not just a word; it’s RESPONSIBILITY TO YOUR SKIN! And we aren't wasting time lying about what that means.
THE INDUSTRY IS INCOMPETENT – WE GO THE EXTRA MILE!
Listen: There are no firm rules on when you get to yell "Dermatologically Tested." Some brands test on a random guy during a coffee break; others might actually be serious. For us, it means: NO COMPROMISES!
We use the HEAVIEST TOOLS in the box. We don't just put on a quick patch:
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HRIPT (Human Repeated Insult Patch Test): We TRY to irritate your skin over time! This is the brutal reality check that ensures our products won't make you allergic or break you out after you've used them for a month. WE DON'T ALLOW SNEAKY REACTIONS!
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CIT (Cumulative Irritation Test): This tests whether the product builds up in your skin and creates issues. We ensure our products are CLEAN IN OPERATION—from Day One to Day Hundred!
WE DOCUMENT EVERYTHING! The purpose, the method, and the results. We don't lie; our PAPERWORK IS IN ORDER! We don't have time to hide behind soft language.
GROW UP: YOU AREN'T ALLERGY-IMMUNE!
Stop being a sucker and believing in fairy tales! Dermatologically Tested does NOT mean you are 100% ALLERGY-PROOF! That’s impossible. Your skin is INDIVIDUAL—like a fingerprint. There is always a small risk.
OUR GOAL IS SIMPLE: To minimize that risk, so it is STATISTICALLY DEFENSIBLE!
When you see our claim, it is in full compliance with EU cosmetic regulations. We DO NOT ABUSE or EXAGGERATE the term to trick you. That is illegal, and it’s STUPID FOR BUSINESS!
So, when you see "Dermatologically Tested" on a Lumberjack The Moose product, you can have FULL CONFIDENCE! The testing is real, the documentation exists, and the claim isn't just a cheap marketing stunt.
It's part of our promise of respect for your wallet and your skin. Deal with it!
